Once again this year, Patt***'s birthday card to me was the first to arrive. As a show of my appreciation, Patt** is entitled to a free VHS title of her choice from the catalog of films starring Carrot Top, Pauly Shore, Emo Phillips, or any Baldwin other than Alec.
Sweet Meat is kicking around, and living the good life. I spoke with him a week or so back when he was having Laura do his work for him.
Last I heard from Christine, she had just figured out how to work the DVD player in her computer. So I would assume that she's probably out right now renting porn.
They both seem good. She was doing Meat's paperwork. But he assured me that "she likes it." Then he swore to me that it wasn't really a woman sobbing that I heard in the background.