Patt***, don't be so hard on yourself. You don't really look like a bachelor in that picture. I mean, any fool who looks at it can clearly tell that you're happily married.
But seriously ... the caption in question was of the "absurdist" school of comedy. It was meant to contradict the picture. So if anyone should be offended, it would be Sweet Meat and I ... because we ARE bachelors.
I cannot, however, defend why you are holding up two videocassettes: one starring Clint Howard and the other OJ Simpson. What's the deal with that!?
I think that being hard on myself is my leading characteristic, but I'm working on it. It seems to be a hazard of the gender due to whacked out socialization.
I really wasn't at all offended and thought it was funny and got the absurdist thing. I just happened to see it again after getting back a bunch of Christmas pictures and was all negative over seeing way too many pictures (3!) of myself. I'm hoping the next generation of women is a lot less neurotic than ours and above, but it's not looking good...