As a matter of fact, I just watched Ron Jeremy last week in the Trey Parker movie "Orgazmo." If you haven't seen it, you should pick up the new special edition DVD. There's a doctor of physics-turned-adult film star who wears a rubber novelty item on his head for much of the movie. It's a very fashionable look for physicists this spring that you just might want to consider.

It is truly sad just how little I have changed in the past 10 years.

"PS Thank you Patty for defending free speech."

You're welcome, Meat!

patt*

autofellatio. I'd never leave the house. In fact, I could get rid of the blow up doll. It's her birthday next week. I'll have to do something special.

Varg