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Christmas Joke

this is my favourite joke of all time;

Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are having a light sabre fight. Luke is winning so Darth decides to put him off
[in a Darth voice] "Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas!"
[in a Luke voice] "Eh?"
Darth takes the advantage in the fight, but soon Luke gains the upper hand again, so Darth says...
[in a Darth voice] "Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas!"
[in a Luke voice] "Eh?"
Again, Darth takes the advantage in the fight, but soon Luke gains the upper hand again, so Darth says...
[in a Darth voice] "Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas!"
This time Luke is proper annoyed so he chops off Darths hand and his hand and light sabre go rolling off down the space gutter.
Darth is on his knees with Luke towering over him, light-sabre raised.
[in a Luke voice] "Before I kill you Vader - how do you know what I'm getting for Christmas?????????"
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Darth replies "I felt your presents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"