Everyone welcome Noble. He found us online and actually requested a Jeffthomas.com T-shirt, so he is clearly a man of outstanding taste.

Having said that, I still think that I'll pass on the drumroll, Noble. I try to keep the site pretty quiet, aside from the sounds of the women yapping away here in the Forum.

If you take a picture of yourself wearing the T-shirt, I'd be happy to add it to a photo gallery, though. You'd be immortalized alongside the likes of Freddy Krueger, Sweet Meat, Christine, Patty and her neurotic gay dog, and Shogun Greg. If you're still interested, feel free to email it along.